Related posts:
I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day. – Alan Garner
The challenge for a human now is to be more interesting to another than his or her smartphone. – Alain de Botton
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison. – Al Franken
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible. – Ahmet Zappa